( Sanae Hanekoma )

So, to recap for those who weren't reading last night - after roaming around somewhat aimlessly, our intrepid band of heroes outside the border acquired a new resident, found yet another doctor with a very specialized method of treatment, who turned into what I'm presuming was some sort of misshapen Lovecraftian atrocity, then blew up shortly ( Read more... )

Paging Lana Lang! You have a date with Barney Stinson... hmm, soonish, didn't think to ask when. I gave him the voucher, you know, from the bachelorette auction. Don't worry, I think he's had all his shots ( Read more... )

[The following is printed in jolts and stutters within the space of a few seconds, as though the messages were affected by a very bad bout of lag. They are immediately private locked after they print.]

( Private )

Bored already on this lovely L.A. morning? Here's a quick fix for our off-world friends. There's a magical being called the internet, if you'll consult your nearest box with lettered keys. Using a medium called google.com (or wikipedia.com, if you so prefer), you'll find the answers to all of your deepest, most burning questions. Trust me, it works

In light of recent events, I've decided to give you guys a little present. Call it a Valentine if you like, but I won't be taking a no for an answer! Besides, I'm sure many of you will appreciate this, no matter how much the more vocal parts of the castle might protest.

Denying the existence of a Christian God's existence in your world in four ( Read more... )

So which of you lucky people are from a world without cooties?

It's come to my attention that no one bothers to notice if they can spot familiar faces in the town, do they? I wonder if anyone realizes how selfish the very idea is. After all, if anyone can save them, it's you, isn't it? [laugh] Then again, it's a very cold day. I'm sure they'd understand if you took a tiny break to shiver in comfort-

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( Room 807... window... filter thing. )

[Joshua's room, 807. Party, circa 2010, New Years Day. Draped on Rin's Arcanine with a drink in his hand.]

[He blinks once... blinks twice...]

[Places his drink on the floor.]

Everyone will exit my room. Immediately. Lucy, your shirt is hanging off the doorknob.

Out.